Chocolate Milk: Man's Other Best Friend

A long time ago, Reed's roommate bought a massive jug of Hershey's syrup.  This particular roommate was, at the time, used to enjoying a nightly dose of chocolate milk and liked to make it by mixing syrup into his milk.  Well, the interest faded and this ginormous jug took up a ton of space in a filthy and overcrowded refrigerator filled with items of a questionable and moldy nature.  When the roommate got married, he left the jug behind.  When Reed and I got married we rescued the jug by taking it with us, since chocolate is a very important addition to any refrigerator. 

At almost every dinner, Reed would make a large glass of chocolate milk using the chocolate syrup from the jug.  Earlier this week after months and months of usage, we got to the end of the jug of chocolate syrup.  !!!!!   One admirable aspect of Reed's character is that he does not give up.  And that applies to "empty" containers of ranch dressing, jars of peanut butter or jugs of syrup.  So at dinner time Reed constructed a scaffolding to support the jug while it drained the last iota of syrup.  The scaffolding is made of a salsa jar, water bottle, ranch dressing bottle and the glass of milk.  Shown below: